If you scroll down after watching this video which is the trailer for Fred, you'll eventually reach chapter one which is about halfway down the page, as blogspot publishes newest posts at the top, and older ones at the bottom, meaning that the further up the page you start reading, the further along in the story you start and the less it makes sense. As if it's not already random enough. Also, you might think i've given up on Fred, but trust me i haven't, i'm working on the next chapter, possibly a book, and it's kinda hard to keep up with other work like school stuff and other projects so for now just enjoy the video guys.

Thanks,

Mr Happy =)

Chapter 2. There's A Fred In My Bread!

Scroll down to Chapter one before reading this chapter, unfortunately, Blogspot puts the most recent posts first, so the newer chapters are above the older ones. Enjoy,



Mr Happy =)






One sunny day i was in my head, watching fat boys cry, when i began to think of Fred and i do no know why. When quite suddenly, in walked Fred, all dressed up in black, the reason for this I'm not sure why, maybe he just changed tack.

As he looked at me with those black eyes, i knew what he would do. He blinked at me, then winked at me, and said:

"I've done a poo."

I've done a poo.

I grinned at him, he cocked his head, for help looked to his thumb, for as a few of you may have gathered, Fred is rather dumb.

But i digress, i looked at Fred, unsure what he would do, and then i saw for the first time, he really had done a poo.

That was when i realised that Fred might need some help. I clicked my fingers, held out my hand, Fred jumped back with a yelp.

The reason, it seemed, for Fred's surprise was what was in my hand. He saw a Shadow (who i have brought back, due to unpopular demand).

Creating a Mini-Shadow

"Don't be scared," I said to him. "This little guy is brill. He'll help you get along in life." Fred said nothing still.

The Shadow turned and looked at me, expecting an instruction. I told it just to keep Fred safe, as i can't risk his destruction.

And while all this was going on, Fred could only stare. The Shadow flew over to Fred's shoulder, and positioned itself there.

I looked at Fred, and said to him "It's time to start your training." I clicked my fingers to the sky, and then it started raining.

The thing about the raindrops was, they were big and wide, i made one stop in front of Fred, told him to step inside.

Fred, unsure the drop was safe, put on a worried face. I smiled at him, then warped inside (with less than my usual grace).

I poked my head through the drop and said "Get in, the water's fine." He asked me where we were going, i replied "Test Level Nine."

I smiled at his bemused expression, and when we arrived at Level Nine, i burst the drop and said to B.R.A.I.N, "Give him an easy session."

But before i could test Fred's capability, a shout grabbed my attention. I looked up at the sky, and there was Nodge, with another random intention.

It's Nodge

So down came Nodge, at break-neck speed, showing off his wingless flight, i clicked my fingers, made a scissor lift, so Fred could reach my height.

Fred looked at Nodge with those big black eyes, curious to how Nodge flew, however, instead of asking, he said:

"I've done a poo."

Fred, meet Nodge.

End of chapter 2.

Chapter 1. There's A Fred In My Head!

One rainy day, i was on my bed, watching shadows fly, when i began to think of bread and i do not know why. Then suddenly, creative mode switched on inside my head, i made a man, a simple man, and for that i called him Fred.

Fred

He looked at me, i looked at him, we both blinked once or twice, and then i opened my head and pulled out a grain of rice.

"Eat this," i said, there on my bed, "For it will give you life, for if it doesn't, then I'm afraid, you'll have to go under The Knife."

He ate the rice, and suddenly, he began to glow, i wondered what his purpose was, and that i still don't know.

I picked him up and threw him quick out of my bedroom door, i decided to get dressed and go and this is what i saw: There was Fred, all dressed up, from head to toe in blue. He turned around and looked at me and said

"I've done a poo."

So off i went to get the bin from under the kitchen sink, when i returned, Fred was burned, and he had turned quite pink. I sighed and cleaned him up, then took him to The Knife. But despite my scientists' best tries, Fred would not give up life. I flicked my hand to destroy him, but stopped myself just in time.

I realised that all this time i had been talking rhyme.

"THAT'S IT???" I cried. "Is making rhymes all that you can do?"

He turned to me, that's when he said it.

"I think I've done a poo."

And at that moment, before my eyes, Fred began to change, into a being made of liquid, whose appearance was rather strange.

The Liquid Being

And suddenly, it dawned on me, just what this "Fred" could do. I said to him: "You're a shape shifter!" He said:

"I've done a poo."

I watched, impressed, with expectant thoughts, as Fred became some stones, and then he shifted back to normal, but this time with headphones.

Fred's Headphones

I stared at Fred, and he stared back, i drank tea from my cup.

He looked at me, then cocked his head, then gave me the thumbs up.

Yes, his thumb has a face.